I get annoyed easily, and when I get annoyed, you get entertained. Or at least educated.

  • Trust your technolust.       May 27, 2008
    Recently at work I had to install three different operating systems on three identical laptops. I am forever bitching about how obnoxious Windows is, especially when compared to modern Linux distros like Ubuntu, but it's been hard to qualify my...     Would you like to know more?

  • The Old Man and the PC.       July 9, 2007
    Kids today. With their fast computers and broadband. Their Farkmemes and Slashfilters and Diggwoots and Facespaces. Where any doofus can smear up some graphics with a few clicks, drop the result into an HTML editor that practically runs itself, and...     Would you like to know more?

  • Alright, you primitive screwheads.       September 18, 2006
    I'd like to offer some valuable advice to customers and computer users the world over who seek assistance in some way. I don't require an editorial about how angry, upset, or annoyed you are about a problem. The fact that...     Would you like to know more?

  • This is Calcutta.       February 22, 2006
    Lately I've been doing a rather stupid thing, which is to read Ann Coulter's most recent minum opus, How To Talk To a Liberal (If You Really Must), a collection of her columns spanning roughly the past five years. In...     Would you like to know more?

  • A fish with a bicycle.       September 6, 2004
    Bluetooth is a wireless technology that was developed in order to provide a short-range, two-way communication standard between devices that need to communicate in some way -- to exchange data, to send audio signals, and so forth. It was developed...     Would you like to know more?

  • On Atheism.       January 27, 2002
    Editor's note: This was written on quite an antiquated word processor which does not features such tools as a spellchecker. If you notice any glaring spelling errors, deal with them and move along - I'll get around to fixing them...     Would you like to know more?

  • The New Threat: Coca-Cola       October 28, 2001
    From the site cokemachineaccidents.com:This site is dedicated to our dear son and brother Kevin Mackle, who was found dead in his Residence at Keuhner Hall, Bishop's University, Lennoxville Quebec on December 13th 1998, a day of sorrow for us, his...     Would you like to know more?

  • You've Got Stupidity!       October 13, 2001
    So I downloaded Trillian, for the express purpose of being able to use AIM. Thirty minutes later I uninstalled it. It isn't Trillian's fault per se - it's AIM. No sooner had I logged on than I was treated to...     Would you like to know more?

  • Die.       September 13, 2001
    I have decided that Ann Coulter, syndacated columnist, needs to die. Slowly. Painfully. Her head spiked outside the city gates. In this article she explains that the reason the terrorists attacked us is because they aren't Christian. A few choice...     Would you like to know more?

  • An Open Address to My Customers       August 27, 2001
    Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this standard-issue popculture restaurant. My name is kitten, and I'll be your server tonight. Before we begin, I'd like to go over a few things with you that will facilitate a smooth...     Would you like to know more?