random.
Random bits and pieces that get tossed about and ended up here.

  • The one about sapphires.       April 11, 2004
    It is not difficult to see why sapphires are often called "the stone of the heavens". Their sparkling blue color evokes images of the sky, from the pale morning light of dawn to the crystalline azure of a cloudless midsummer...     Would you like to know more?

  • Hi, my name is..       January 27, 2003
    editor's note: This was written several years ago in order to mock Bryan, which should be a national pasttime. Share and enjoy. Hi, my name is My name is My name is My name is (tikka tikka) Thin Brainy. Excuse...     Would you like to know more?

  • On the events of AD 2101.       September 5, 2002
    We have only fragments of data regarding the events of a particular fateful day, a day which will live in infamy and be heralded by future historians as one of the most critical turning points in history. However, despite the...     Would you like to know more?

  • Saturday Evening       December 9, 2001
    Disclaimer: Now I remember why I don't attempt poetry, ever. I had this idea to make it a song - even had the music swirling around inside my head, but it's not like that will ever happen. Whatever. You've been...     Would you like to know more?

  • .plastic diva.       November 28, 2000
    .plastic diva. An ode to Britney. I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I have my plastic Diva Riding on the dashboard of my car. You can call it infatuation But no matter what my destination With...     Would you like to know more?