A student of kitten's monastary approached. "Master," said the student, "I wish to attain enlightenment. How should I proceed?"
kitten replied, "You have no servers." The student shook his head.
"You have no network," said kitten. The student shook his head again.
"And," said kitten, "you have no users."
The student looked down, saying, "This is all true, Master. Have I no hope of acheiving enlightenment?"
"You have already achieved it," pronounced kitten.