An admin, hearing of kitten's Unix-nature, sought kitten at his temple and said, "Is there a paradise and a hell?"
"Who are you?" inquired kitten.
"I am an admin," came the reply.
"You, an admin!" laughed kitten, "What kind of company would have you as an admin?"
Enraged, the admin logged into his root account.
"So you have root! You are probably so incompetent you could not use it!" continued kitten.
The admin began to delete kitten's account. kitten remarked, "Here open the gates of Hell!"
The admin, perceiving kitten's discipline, logged out of the root account and bowed.
"Here open the gates of paradise," said kitten.