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kitten   August 17, 2002

Work has been proceeding in order to bring to perfection the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current to unilateral phase detractors but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing Cardinal grammeters. Such a device is the Turbo Encabulator.

The original machine had a base plate of pre-fabulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two sperving bearing were co-linear with the pentrametric fan. The main winding was of the normal Lotus-O-Delta type, placed in patedermic semi-blode slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremic pipe to the differential girdle spring at the upper end of the grammeter.

41 manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotorslip stream a mixture of high S value phenolbitatol benzene and 5% ruminative tetra tyliodol hexamine. Both these liquids have a specific pericosity given by:

P = 2.5 Cn 6.5

where n is the diethetical retribute of temperature phase disposition, and C is Colomondole's annular grilliage constant. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar diffractive pilfrommeter, but to date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dactascope.

Undoubtedly , the Turbo Encabulator has reached a high level of technical development. It has been successfully used to operate Nofer Trunions. In addition, whenever a bardensen scorn motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dangle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.