.plastic diva.
kitten   November 28, 2000

.plastic diva.
An ode to Britney.


I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Diva
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
You can call it infatuation
But no matter what my destination
With my plastic Diva I'll go far.

Plastic Diva! Plastic Diva!
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
She's there no matter where I go
Her silky voice on the radio
She'll always be my favorite superstar.

As we ride down the boulevard
She holds me in high regard
No matter what I say, she will agree.
Trouble coming, she don't see.
She's always got her eyes on me.
No harm will come to her while I'm her guard.

Plastic Diva! Plastic Diva!
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
She's there no matter where I roam
I brush her hair with her plastic comb
I don't care if it seems a bit bizarre.

Not Christina Aguilara
Not post-"Charlie's Angels" Farah
With Britney, everything's under control.
I have nothing that I fear
When I've got my Diva near
Her soothing voice always calms my soul.

Plastic Diva! Plastic Diva!
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
The road below us is a blur
If you mock her, I'll defend her
She guides me better than the Northern star.

She's my Diva, I'm her knight
I dress in black, and she, in white
I never go wrong when she is by my side.
We drive together 'round the city
Schoolgirl outfit, she's so pretty
Plastic Diva, won't you be my bride?

Plastic Diva! Plastic Diva!
Riding with me in my blue Volvo
Ride with me and sing a song
Down the street we roll along
My plastic diva is my heart and soul.

AZ 11.28.00