10:28 <@ralfiboy> sweet ... www.cray-cyber.org
10:29 < bda> That sounds less than safe for work.
10:29 <@ralfiboy> crusty old hardware makes me happy.
10:31 < bda> I'm having unhappy thoughts about that URL and that statement, Andrew.

03:16 <bda> How's it going with that girl?
03:16 <kitten> What do you think I've been doing for the past three nights?
03:16 * bda pauses.
03:16 <kitten> ...that was unintentional.
03:17 <kitten> Shut up.

15:33 <kitten> If I could make Firefox do the little navigation clicks like IE
does, I'd make it my default browser.
15:35 <bda> ..."navigation clicks"?
15:35 <bda> You mean make noise?
15:35 <kitten> It makes a little "click" noise, yes.
15:35 <kitten> Default in 2k and XP.
15:35 <kitten> But I've had it set that way since Win95, before I even knew you.
15:35 <bda> ..and that's what's keeping you from using a technically superior and actually updated browser..
15:35 <kitten> So I'm used to it and not having it is really disconcerting.
15:35 <bda> And you're bitching about how OTHER people use computers.
15:35 <kitten> Heh.
15:35 <kitten> Screw.

14:20 < dha> for a second there, I thought abigail said "fictional programming"
14:21 <@bda> dha: That's the sort of code *I* write.
14:21 < dha> bda - you mean you *think* you write
14:22 <@bda> Touche.

09:40 < vai> bda: also - if you're running windows machines inside - get the MS baseline sec. analyser.
09:41 <@bda> The what?
09:41 < vai> it can audit yer net for the known holes
09:41 <@ejp> the what?
09:41 <@ejp> bah, fuck that. just secure the perimiter.
09:41 <@bda> vai: In Real Network Administration, that's called "snort".
09:41 < vai> bda: it get windows patches. and fixes.
09:41 < vai> snort doesn't
09:41 <@ejp> I put a nice hard Unix shell around the soft GUI center.
09:42 <@bda> Heh.
09:42 <@bda> ejp++

* rjbs ponders abusing Inline::Files
* bda calls the Module Abuse Hotline.
< rjbs> Show us where the programmer touched you.
< mrsolo> no no
< mrsolo> keep xs to youself

<bda> Er. I hear popping noises coming from downstairs.
<bda> And from downstairs it's coming from the ceiling. Fucking loud to be mice.
<bda> I'd like to know what this noise is.
<bda> It's tweakin' me out.
<Danelope> It's fucking SANTA CLAUS.
<Danelope> Scuttling through your crawlspace.
<Danelope> Waiting for an opportune moment to descend from the air ducts and punch a hole through your skull with his secondary set of mandibles.
<Danelope> And feast on the meaty goodness inside.
<Danelope> HO HO HO.

< mdxi> anyone care to pin down avril what'sherface's musical style more specifically than "post-punk lamer"?
<@bda> "pop emo punk I wanna put my dick in it"
< mdxi> two thumbs up

08:58 -!- Irssi: Starting query in moo with kitten
08:58 <kitten> SYN
08:59 <bda> ACK
08:59 <kitten> sup.
08:59 <bda> Awake.
08:59 <bda> Not happy about it.
08:59 <kitten> I don't want to be awake.
08:59 <kitten> haha.
08:59 <bda> Heh.

01:09 <@bda> http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/38867.htm
01:14 <@dragorn> interesting
01:14 <@bda> The State of New York City.
01:14 <@bda> Or State of Lesser New York?
01:15 <@bda> Or simply, the City.
01:15 <@dragorn> somehow i don't see it happening
01:16 <@dragorn> but it's an interesting idea
01:16 <@dragorn> I'm sure seceding isn't as easy as the town council saying "we don't wanna"
01:16 <@bda> It'd be a first step into the eventual breakdown of the republic.
01:16 <@bda> Reverting to a bunch of city-states...
01:16 <@bda> Easier for corporations to control.
01:16 * bda sips his gin.
01:17 <@dragorn> Thats for that wonderful view into the futue
01:17 <@dragorn> future
01:17 <@dragorn> I hope I drop dead of an aneurism before then
01:17 <@bda> Don't you want to live the cyberpunk life?
01:18 <@bda> Doping just to get through the day, hacking because you can't sleep, in what can only be described as a destructive relationship with some non-technical female. But then, what relationship *isn't* destructive when the light is like powder, getting in under the doors, and the geodesics generate their own weather..

01:47 <@bda> pfctl: DIOCSETSTATUSIF: Invalid argument
01:47 <@bda> oo
01:47 <@bda> This is the second machine I've had do this.
01:47 <@bda> Only this one is a fresh install.
01:47 < solios> they should call it Megacity One. :|
01:47 <@bda> oh wait
01:47 < solios> fagbot: doot for bda's pfctl speshulness.
01:47 < fagbot> I CLEAN TOILETS! FOR FIFTEEN BUCKS AN HOUR!!
01:47 < solios> seems like it.
01:47 < solios> bda: <3
01:48 <@bda> ok
01:48 <@bda> ext_if = "CHANGEME"
01:48 <@bda> I'm stupid
01:48 <@bda> But that's a dumb error.
01:48 <@ejp> heh
01:48 <@bda> Gin++
01:49 <@bda> Hard to drunk, fuck you up right.
01:49 <@ejp> fagbot: doot for gin vs pf
01:49 < fagbot> TAKING MY PANTS OFF...WALKING TOWARDS YOU...GROPING AND WHATNOT
01:50 <@bda> SAVING ROLL

Michelle Sipics: do i cook
Michelle Sipics: do i fix my laptop
Michelle Sipics: or do i do homework.
Bryan Allen: What are you cooking? What's wrong with your laptop?
Bryan Allen: Does your homework involve taking naked pictures of yourself and posting them on the Interweb?
Michelle Sipics: potato cheese soup, and the bootloader got f'd up when i installed fedora.
Michelle Sipics: which was back before the latest release anyway, so i want to reinstall.
Michelle Sipics: and no.
Bryan Allen: I will refrain from making disparaging comments about Red Hat products.
Michelle Sipics: eh
Michelle Sipics: it was there. it was easy
Bryan Allen: That's what the first necrophiliac said.

< y0shi> 2 weeks ago, my boss got yanked off the project. now his boss is getting pulled as well
< y0shi> on the plus side, i report to a small stuffed monkey that hangs from the light fixture in my office. he said i could go home early

< armega> how can i find the path of a program in open bsd?
< bda> which
< armega> oidentd
< reverse> which
< armega> ?
< bda> This is like that bad joke.
< bda> That just goes on and on until someone shoots the person who asked.

<@dhartmei> http://get.a.clue.de/Fun/helpdesk.html
< armega> omg..
< armega> thanks dhartmei :) thats actually a help page

<@bda> Mm. Ciara.
<@javaman> ?
<@javaman> is that like cialas?
<@bda> Hottie chick singer.
<@bda> Well...
<@javaman> oh
<@bda> In one sense, perhaps.
<@javaman> ha!

<kitten-> sigh.
<kitten-> I uak a
<kitten-> I have wax all over my hands now,
<bda> Wax.
<bda> What the fuck?
<kitten-> I'm playing with this candle.
<bda> Why are you playing with a candle at work?
<kitten-> Because I can.
<bda> I guess you've got me there.

<@bda> Hm. My MacMini should be delivered on Monday.
<@ecronin> front and catherine is it?
<@bda> Quiet, you.
<@eniac> it actually arrived two days ago, I'll get it to you tomorrow
* bda releases the hounds.
<@ecronin> I'll just go to the depot tonight, they have pretty lax security while unloading
<@ralfiboy> UPS always leaves stuff without getting a signature around my neighborhood.
<@bda> They almost did that with my LCD.
<@bda> I was not happy.
<@ralfiboy> i got a doorman, kinda.
<@ralfiboy> i pay a bum to make his mark for my shit.
<@bda> By what, pissing on it?
<@ralfiboy> hey, whatever works.
<@bda> Explains why you don't want anyone in your apartment at any rate.
<@ralfiboy> no no ... it only begins to explain that matter.
<@bda> One of these days someone's gonna manage to get in there and find the lampshades all made out of skin and shit.
<@ralfiboy> it was collectible!

<@rjbs> I am ready for EASTER FOOD
* bda is ready for EASTER WOW.
<@rjbs> mine is more delicious
<@bda> No arguments there.
<@rjbs> if you jack a car now, you could be in ABE in time for lamb
<@bda> But I don't have to shower, shave, and put on nice clothes for WoW.
<@bda> WoW accepts for me for the smelly slob I am.
* rjbs will be wearing a t-shirt.
<@bda> It doesn't judge me.
<@bda> I can say stuff like "It's amazing how much poop I can poop" when I come back from the bathroom and WoW won't get disgusted and make me sleep on the couch.

00:22 -!- grant_ [~grant@cpe-67-9-128-20.austin.res.rr.com] has joined #openbsd
00:23 < grant_> hey guys, i've got a quick question. i'm trying to install 3.7 via ftp, and every ftp mirror i have tried so far doesn't have actual packages in its 3.7/ path, every mirror so far only has a copy of the ftp server list in there instead
00:24 < grant_> can anyone suggest a mirror that actually has the 3.7 install set?
00:24 * bda checks the date.
00:24 -!- SBrick98 [~unknown@www.sbrickey.net] has joined #OpenBSD
00:27 < daftpunk> i know grant
00:27 < daftpunk> not even ftp.openbsd.org has it
00:27 < grant_> ah man, so no luck installing via ftp?
00:27 < grant_> or http even it seems
00:28 < Daowee> #^$&@! stupid via nic
00:29 < bda> grant_: Actually, OpenBSD has merged with DragonflyBSD. You can get the latest sources from Dragonfly's FTP servers.
00:30 < Daowee> i heard that you could only get it by email because of.. some political reason
00:31 < daftpunk> wtf is DragonflyBSD
00:32 < Daowee> nsa codeword for the open version of openbsd
00:32 < daftpunk> lol
00:32 * bda chortles.

< solios> I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London.
< solios> - Wernher Von Braun
< solios> :D
<@bda> hahaha. That's awful.

* waltman just learned something new about latex
< SWinder> ?
< waltman> oops, LaTeX :)
< waltman> silly caps :)
< SWinder> oh. not as interested now.

<kitten> Goddammit.
<kitten> I suck at the internet.

<Danelope> Hahaha.
<bda> Clicking that link can't be good for my mental state.
<bda> I hate you.
<bda> I hate you so much.

<@rjbs> my new phone is not the worst thing ever
<@bda> It it powered by the distilled essence of evil midgets?
<@rjbs> unknown
<@bda> That's sort of an important thing to know, Rik.
<@bda> What is it?
< vai> well - midgets yes. Evil is a character judgment tho.
<@rjbs> motorola v180
<@bda> Is that the one ejp was whining about the other day?
<@rjbs> yes
<@bda> "OMG RIK DON'T GET THAT IT WILL MAKE YOU INFERTILE"
<@bda> You infertile?
<@rjbs> right
<@rjbs> unknown
<@rjbs> nothing tastes any different
<@bda> hahaha
< vai> erm.

<kitten> Tom's big plan is to yell, when you see Vader for the first
time, "Holy SHIT, you mean Anakin is Vader?!"
<bda> Hahaha.
<bda> Tom is the awesomest cockhead I know.
<kitten> It takes skill to be that much of an ass, yes.
<kitten> I wish I had some cookies with this coffee.
<kitten> That'd be nice.
<kitten> Why do starfighters have to have a droid?
<kitten> I've never understood that.
<bda> Navigation. Mobile repair.
<bda> I guess?
<kitten> Why not just have an onboard computer?
<bda> They have.
<bda> And, I don't know.
<bda> It's scifi.
<bda> And not very well thought-out scifi.
<bda> Take what you can get.
<kitten> It's space opera. :P
<bda> Ignore the rest. :P
<bda> Quite so.
<bda> So why ask stupid questions?
<kitten> I dunno.
<kitten> I like cookies.
<bda> Cookies *are* good.

< $foo> my wife is upstairs. on her eMac, which is running the leaked Tiger GM. running a cracked copy of VPC, on which is installed a pirated Win2K image. i say "what're you doin'?". she says "tryin' to crack somethin'!"
< $foo> i'm married to a 14 year-old male

<@javaman> hi
<@bda> Not a fan of this awake thing.
<@javaman> are you ever?
<@bda> No.
<@bda> Never ever.
<@ralfiboy> maybe you're doing it wrong ?
<@bda> A possiblity I cannot deny.
<@javaman> did you ever try getting up on the OTHER side of the bed?
<@bda> javaman: My bed is against the wall. I could go out the window but I doubt this would lighten my mood at all.
<@bda> Nothing says "right side of the bed" like broken legs.
<@javaman> well
<@javaman> you will look back on those other days in longing.
< hhoffman> be sure to get a video if that happens... we'll submit to Americas Funniest Home Videos ;-)
<@bda> hhoffman: Make sure I call you a cockhead at least three times today.

< mdxi> http://jobs.perl.org/job/2611
<@ejp> ...
<@ejp> it's like every indie music joke and every programmer joke ALL AT ONCE

<bda> I got hotdogs, buns, and chili.
<bda> You would think I would make chilidogs.
<bda> But you'd be wrong.
<Danelope> <bda> I made chili sandwiches and put the hotdogs down my pants.
<Danelope> <bda> All 18 of them.
<Danelope> <bda> I'd hang my head in shame if I had any but I don't.
<Danelope> <bda> Instead I have hotdogs.

* waltman was just elected vice president of the csgsc
< hhoffman> csgsc?
< solios> sounds nerdy.
<@javaman> it is
< waltman> computer science grad student council
<@javaman> hey, is there free coffee there?
<@ralfiboy> no, but they have palindromes.

<bda> via sanguish@themaxx.
<kitten-> Gay.
<bda> You suck.
<bda> It's funny.
<bda> Especially for some fuckass like you who hates Macs anyway. :)
<kitten-> I don't hate them.
<kitten-> In fact I quite like them.
<kitten-> I just dont' see the need to jerk off about them.
<bda> Well, if you did, now you have one that is also a tissue dispenser.
<kitten-> I hate you.
<kitten-> I walked right into that.
<bda> :)

< mdxi> Dear OpenOffice:
< mdxi> Fuck You.
< mdxi> everyone knows why OOo isn't on OS X yet.
< mdxi> because no one has bothered to make it be
< mdxi> everyone is busy charging $35 for their dashboard widgets

<@andyg> anybody around? what's the best way to detect what engine you're running under?
< bda> [Wed Jun 8 20:16:33 2005] [catalyst] [debug] Loaded engine "Catalyst::Engine::Apache::MP13::Apreq"
< bda> ?
<@andyg> from within the code I mean
<@andyg> I'm writing a plugin that I want to have disable itself if it's under HTTP::Daemon
< bda> Check to see where that debug msg is generated?
* bda has no idea, obviously.
< HCoyote> checking $c->engine looks like it returns the current engine
< bda> haha.
<@andyg> oh nice
< bda> Shit, things aren't allowed to be that easy.
< HCoyote> well ... I had to read the perldoc for Catalyst.
< bda> HCoyote: Go back and find the obfuscated method name hidden under six layers of crap.
< HCoyote> (for that ... no idea if it works)
< bda> haha.
< bda> Goddamnit!
< purl> somebody said goddamnit was where the fuck is dorian's martini?
< bda> Sane AND documented!
<@andyg> :)
< HCoyote> now, if it tells you whether you're running on a shitty v6 or a hemi v8 ... I"ll be impressed.
< HCoyote> I've been told I have a knack for finding weird, not-very-obvious shit like that.
< bda> haha.

<kitten-> I imagine it's typical Hollywood schlock that could have been spewed from the Powerbook of the laziest hack in a matter of hours.
<bda> So I wrote it.
<kitten-> You're not a hack.
<kitten-> You *aspire* to be a hack.
<bda> Hah.
<bda> Wait...
<bda> That sucks.
<kitten-> Burn.

<@sri> http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/07/06/228251 # :/
< chr2s> sri: cat needs some killer apps.
* bda is totally working on one! :P
< bda> "killer" in the sense of "OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE", anyway.
< chr2s> hahaha

< fitzzz> get yourself a copy of Cryptonomicon bda
< fitzzz> 7$ on amazon
< bda> fitzzz: I just finished re-reading Crypto for the fourth or fifth time. :)
< bda> Stephenson++
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<@bda> iTMS doesn't have shit for Bach.
<@bda> ah!
<@bda> Search for composer and not artist.
<@rjbs> yes. bach as artist would be amazing.
<@bda> And highly unlikely!
< mdxi> they could dig him up, put him in a bag, and throw it at an organ keyboard

< bda> Not being able to edit comments in trac is kinda driving me nuts.
< omega> lol
< omega> make a new one p
< omega> :p
< bda> It's just a formatting error.
< bda> I need to just start using preview. ;-)
< bda> Instead of licking sqlite.
< wdh> it being friday doesn't help
< wdh> nothing goes right on fridays
< bda> Days don't mean much to me anymore.
< bda> I just sit around my apartment writing Perl, venturing out only to
purchase little frenchbread pizza things at the Wawa down the
street.
< bda> I shoot off updates and questions to my manager, who ignores them,
and I grow fat and covered in Cheetos dust.
* bda is turning into the thing he hates!
< wdh> it could be worse
< bda> It could be dust from those green Doritos?
< wdh> exactly :)

< eniac> sup
< bda> Breaking in the new chair with my ass.
< eniac> nice
< bda> It could be better. It could be giving me a rimjob and rubbing my back. But then I'd have just bought Harry's chair model.
< bda> :D
< eniac> hrm
< eniac> if it could cook dinner after all that...
< bda> I'd have to marry it? :P

<Danelope> "But because Washington is one of 17 states that does not outlaw bestiality, having sex with a horse is not a crime and his death will not be investigated."
<bda> He had ANAL SEX with a HORSE?!
<bda> The world is broken. Reboot it please.
<Danelope> No, Bryan, he didn't "have anal sex with a horse".
<Danelope> He was fucked to death in the ass by a horse.
<Danelope> Not only was he gay, but he was gay...FOR HORSES.
<Danelope> It's important to have perspective when these sorts of things happen.
<bda> Requiring perspective on people getting fucked by horses on purpose is about the last thing I thought I would need when I left the house this morning.

From: Michail Vicente
Date: July 21, 2005 9:00:26 AM EDT
To: misc@openbsd.org
Subject: OPENBSD SOCIOLOGICAL SURVEY.

OpenBSD developer survey.

Sorry for using this mailing list but we are a team of researchers from the ENST (the engineering school of telecommunication of Paris), and we are doing a sociological survey on OpenBSD in order to better understand the community.
After a qualitative study and several interviews with French developers, we want to extend this study to the whole community by sending a questionnaire.
Answering to the following questionnaire will take about 15 minutes and will be very helpful to us.

Results of this survey will be treated on a statistical basis, so they will remain anonymous. They will be published on a free accessible website as soon as they are ready.

[lots of questions.]

<@rjbs> From hacker-inquiries@ot3.scientology.org
<@rjbs> [ ] Compile support for religious technology?

< solios> the spikey blonde chick looks too much like my friend Mike.
<@bda> ...
<@ejp> ...
< solios> similar face.
< solios> mike's built like mister burns.
<@bda> Like listening to you bitch about movies we've all seen and already bitched about isn't bad enough, Dan.
<@ejp> you gotta go say fucked up shit like that.
< solios> <3

<@bda> He's a good actor.
<@bda> I just dunno he's Johnny Cash.
< solios> only man that can do Cash is dead.
<@bda> Yes.
<@bda> Well.
<@bda> :\
<@ejp> o_O
<@ejp> your people's...fanatic devotion to Cash is disturbing
<@bda> ejp: Cash is Good.
< solios> ejp: he's an Icon.
< solios> like Thompson.
< solios> (also dead)
< solios> :|
<@ejp> who?
<@bda> Hunter S.
<@ejp> oh
* solios sighs.
* ejp shrugs
<@bda> One day when you grow up, after your voice changes and hair starts growing in odd places, you will start to understand.
<@bda> ;-)
< solios> <3
<@ejp> you're just *askin* for a wangslap
< solios> bda: the boy clearly needs to get laid.
<@bda> At least there won't be no hair in it.
< solios> pwn.

<@ejp> drunken programming never turns out well.
< esch> heh.
<@bda> Lies. I code much more gooder sloshed.
<@ejp> it's been pretty well proven
<@ejp> I've seen your code bryan.
<@bda> Not recent code.
<@ejp> bda: yeah I have, I hacked your gibson.
<@bda> ejp:
<@bda> [root@gibson]:[~]# w
<@bda> 8:30PM up 3 days, 12:32, 1 user, load averages: 0.08, 0.09, 0.08
<@bda> USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE WHAT
<@bda> root p0 hyperion 8:30PM 0 w
<@bda> Hmm...
<@ejp> bda: I'm THAT 31337!
<@bda> OMG U GOT MY FW AND THEN MY GIBSON :(
<@bda> OH NOEZ
<@bda> cookie
<@bda> cookie
<@bda> cookie
<@bda> cookie

< bda> gah. Spam: "get some tail without strings". First thought: "Why would you use tail if you aren't after strings?"
< c0ffee> nerd
< bda> Seriously.
<[?] Ticho> :>
< c0ffee> next time think something like 'nah, my gf already now complains i don't fit completly in'
< bda> boo.

< tokage> elite
< tokage> after 3 days of more or less constant work, target's UI works with our platform
< tokage> now i just need to find a teeshirt that says "i am not a developer"
< tokage> so this never happens again!
< tokage> especially jave/soap/.NET integration bullshit
< tokage> i feel like an elephant had sex in my mouth

<@bda> waltman: img linky
<@waltman> is this a still from the horse fucking video?
<@bda> No.
<@bda> It's the hot girl from Mythbusters.
<@waltman> i'm afraid to look at it
<@bda> In a plaid skirt.
<@bda> With Wolverine claws.
<@waltman> oh sure, you tell me that
<@bda> I need to go change my boxers.
<@bda> brb.
<@waltman> you know, my fantasies of her generally don't involve her having foot-long steel claws
<@bda> I'm strangely okay with it.

< mdxi> mmmmmm. leftover bread from eclipst di sol
< mdxi> it's almost like a brioche, moist and sweet, but it is, i think, a bit too eggy and doesn't have the dense crumb of a brioche
* bda extends pinky finger, sips Mt Dew.
< mdxi> philistines!
< mdxi> jebus i can't type/spell today
<@bda> Fucker, I'm a Phillystine.

< xeno> the main levee in nola burst a bit ago
< mdxi> "Biloxi mayor: 'This is our tsunami'"
< mdxi> uh-huh
< xeno> yeah, very poorly chosen phrase
< xeno> compare >100 people to almost 1/4 million
< vai> ... great and furious suck.
< esch> xeno: my response to that was simply, "Ouch."
< mdxi> drove my chevy to the levee / but the lehrblubrblrblurblubrlublurhluglub

<@sri> http://www.io2technology.com/ # eeep, WANT!!!1
<@sri> really wonder how it works
< bda> sri: Welcome to your cyberpunk future!
< omega> sweeet
<@gabb> It's the time of the day when sri is reading his techgeek news.
<@sri> indeed
<@sri> heliodisplay will rule the world
<@sri> it even works interactive as a touch screen
<@gabb> Price tag ?
<@sri> 18k
< bda> haha.
< bda> There are videos.
<@sri> 28k for a 41inch one
<@gabb> That's not too expensive.
<@gabb> At the university labs I work at we got smartboards that cost 10k.
<@gabb> 10k for the smartboard + another 10k for the NEC vertical beamer, then I rather get myself this thing.
<@sri> and it's just a preview product
<@sri> they are working with "big enterprises" and military on mass market stuff
<@gabb> The military application video rocks.
< bda> Eh.
< bda> It isn't interactive. It just spins a tank around.
* bda wanted to see them simulate a targeting system. :)
* gabb watches bda asking for the GUI from "hackers".
<@gabb> ;D
< bda> "Type cookie, you moron!"

<@bda> http://edition.cnn.com/2005/US/09/02/nagin.transcript/
<@bda> And one of the things people -- nobody's talked about this. Drugs flowed in and out of New Orleans and the surrounding metropolitan area so freely it was scary to me, and that's why we were having the escalation in murders. People don't want to talk about this, but I'm going to talk about it.
<@bda> You have drug addicts that are now walking around this city looking for a fix, and that's the reason why they were breaking in hospitals and drugstores. They're looking for something to take the edge off of their jones, if you will.
<@bda> And right now, they don't have anything to take the edge off. And they've probably found guns. So what you're seeing is drug-starving crazy addicts, drug addicts, that are wrecking havoc. And we don't have the manpower to adequately deal with it. We can only target certain sections of the city and form a perimeter around them and hope to God that we're not overrun.
<@bda> THERE ARE FUCKING ZOMBIES IN NEW ORLEANS
<@solios> \o/
<@solios> I like how huge parts of the PD aren't showing up for work.
<@waltman> i read somewhere where it's against federal law for the army to be doing police work
<@waltman> that's why we have a fucking national guard
<@bda> The Army, yes.
<@solios> we shipped the guard to Iraq, Walt.
<@ralfiboy> to feed the zombies?
<@waltman> or at least HAD one, before dubya sent them all off to iraq
<@bda> It's sort of like the CIA operating locally. :P
<@solios> which is in part why the mayor wants martial law.
<@bda> Yeah.
<@solios> since the PD can't deal.
<@waltman> feed fucking dubya's brain to the fucking zombies.
<@bda> WTG N00B prez lolz
<@waltman> if they can find it
<@bda> waltman: Not much of a meal.
<@ralfiboy> those zombies will be going hungry.
<@solios> waltman: that's like those expensiveass restaurants where you pay 9000$ a plate for a blade of grass from tazmania.

<@gabb> WTF: http://www.pjchmiel.com/photo/food/cdiner-cheesesteak.jpg
< abraxxa> stop talking 'bout food, i'm hungry!
<@gabb> You eat such stuff ???
< bda> Totally.
<@purl> GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!1!
< bda> Mmm. Taters.
<@gabb> Taters = Potatoes ?
< abraxxa> looks awful!
< bda> Gag you with a pound of beef, cheese, and bread, bitches!
< bda> Fucking tasty is what it is.

<@bda> Where are we doing food?
<@john> in your mouth
<@bda> wtf :(
<@john> hehe
<@bda> I am not mdxi.
<@john> I do not know
<@john> I figured we would pick you up on the way wherever
<@bda> I'm down with Vietnam Palace.
<@john> where are you?
<@bda> 34th & Chestnut.
<@john> that's fine with me
<@bda> Or 34th & Market.
<@bda> Either one. :P
<@john> ok, I can probably find the latter
<@john> so
<@john> we'll call you when we are on our way, find you, find parking by VP and eat
<@bda> Chestnut is one block south of Market.
<@john> sound good?
<@john> oh ok
<@bda> VP is near you.
<@rjbs> I'd like to go someplace with, like, burgers and fries or someting.
<@bda> Oh.
<@bda> New Deck.
<@rjbs> I'm not feeling excited about exotic food.
<@rjbs> Wait, was there a previous decision?
<@bda> They have good chili too.
<@john> bda, oh, is it the place across the street?
<@rjbs> oh
<@bda> john: Yes.
<@rjbs> Vietnam Palace is fine.
<@john> oh jeez
<@rjbs> seriously
<@john> nah
<@bda> New Deck is near here. :)
<@john> I've been there
<@john> yeah ND
<@rjbs> OK
<@john> is my vote
<@bda> ACK
<@rjbs> SYN
<@john> ?
<@john> SVK
<@rjbs> SUCK
<@bda> DONG
<@john> WITH
<@bda> It's good that none of us are members of IETF...
<@john> CPAN
<@john> so
<@john> we call on our way
<@john> 34th and chestnut
<@john> pick you up
<@john> park
<@rjbs> DONG -> SUCK -> DONGSUCK
<@rjbs> three-way blowjob

<@rjbs> bda: doing exciting things tomorrow?
<@bda> I sure hope not.
<@bda> Why?
* rjbs consults iCal again.
<@rjbs> because it's your birthday
<@bda> Oh.
<@bda> Right.
<@bda> No, nothing planned.
< solios> O_o
< solios> are you going to run, or renew?
<@bda> Lastday is 30.
<@bda> That's actually a fun idea, though.
<@bda> Throw a Lastday party for everyone who turns 30, at the end of which they're declared Dead and can get on with their mid-life crisis.
<@bda> Anyone we've missed the party for is considered a Runner.
<@rjbs> and we kill them

<@waltman> so $friend had her wisdom teeth yanked today. i'm wondering if she's going to be coherent if i call to see how she's feeling.
< pthread> probably, you just wont be able to understand her
<@waltman> heh
<@waltman> maybe i should wait until tomorrow...
< pthread> heh, okay, maybe a bit too much of a personal story, but it's funny anyway
< pthread> I was dating this girl who had her wisdom teeth out, and she was feeling all frisky, so I was like sure what the hell
< pthread> well her dad found the condom in the trash and her parents thought I was this horrific person, they were like, "what kind of person has sex with someone who just had surgery?"
< pthread> she wouldn't tell them it was her idea :(
<@bda> "Shit on my blade or blood on my dick"?
<@captadhoc> bda: going out tonight?
<@bda> Gee, Nick. Nice timing.

< bda> I think I just had a White Trash Moment. Walked outside in my PJs and combat boots (no socks) to get the food I ordered.
<@mst> hehehe
* mst remebers somebody losing it at a party once and buggering off
<@mst> somebody had to go after them to keep an eye
<@mst> I was the only one in the right frame of mind who knew the guy
<@mst> but was at that point buck naked
<@mst> ended up legging it after him wearing only a pair of boxers, my leather jacket and trainers :)

<@ejp> bda: that dragon is awesome
<@bda> ejp: Did I spam that guy's name?
<@bda> He's apparently a very well known artist. :P
<@bda> Something Whelan.
< solios> doom.
<@bda> O_o
<@ejp> Michael.
<@bda> Andrew is gonna pass the fact that we're ripping that guy off to Mel, who is going to own t hem.
<@bda> (Making trouble)++
<@ejp> ooh, that explains why it looks familar. he did the cover art for a lot of books I read in my teens
<@bda> ejp: I'm so shocked my heart almost stopped.
<@ejp> bda: bite me cyberpunkboi
<@bda> Hey, I had my fantasy phase.
<@bda> Riftwar Saga.
< solios> so did I.
< solios> heh.
<@bda> Wheel of Time.
<@bda> A bunch of crap.
<@ejp> I read pretty much all of it.
< solios> I realized I vastly preferred my elves riding motorcycles. :P
<@ejp> all the Pern.
< mdxi> gaaaak
< solios> good god man.
< solios> no wonder you've never gotten laid.
* ejp giggles
<@ejp> !
<@ejp> hey
<@bda> Wow.
* ejp unzips
<@bda> Wow.
< mdxi> i dunno, reading all teh pern books is a pretty *good* way to get laid, i think
< mdxi> if you're willing to fuck chicks who read pern
* ejp is
<@ejp> I liked pern. then, at least.
<@bda> Just be sure to wrap it up so when you get standards, you won't have issues, Eric.
< mdxi> hey, what's not to like about flaming space sperm and gay dragons?
<@ejp> exactly.
<@ejp> we won't talk about the pern MUSHs I was on.

<@bda> http://www.uebimiau.org/ # Worst software name ever.
< y0shi> sounds like a noise i make when i puke
<@bda> Indeed.
< esch> how is that pronounced?
<@bda> "Install something else"
< mdxi> could be worse. could be MyPhpUebimiau

<@ejp> fucking brain
* ejp stares at The Bag O Ram
< shil> gonna jab one in there?
<@ejp> no.
<@ejp> I need some kinda of magic ram testing monkey.
<@bda> That would be a really useful device.
<@bda> A little thing that can run memtest on a RAM stick.
<@bda> With little lights saying "good or bad" or whatever.
<@ejp> they exist.
<@ejp> http://www.innoventions.com/products.htm
<@bda> huh.
<@ejp> mushkin used to sell one, don't seem to anymore though
<@bda> Now... go find me one for hard drives.
<@bda> And... make it so it'll fix them if they're broken.
* bda wiggles fingers.
<@ejp> can't, you kill drives Dead.
<@ejp> not a little dead.
<@bda> mmf.

< mdxi> k just runs in here, giggling, slaps me on teh shoulder
< solios> with meat?
< mdxi> "SOME DUDE IN TEH NEXT BUILDING IS JERKIN' OFF IN FRONT OF HIS WINDOW"
< solios> did she get pix?
* bda stares at solios.

<Danelope> More important than anything, however, is the fact that I have a burrito.
<bda> I wish I had a burrito.
<Danelope> <Customer> Whaaat? Your prices went up!
<Danelope> <Burrito Guy> Yes, a little. But our food is delicious!
<Danelope> <Burrito Guy> Our beef and pork are naturally-raised without hormones or antibiotics, and our vegetables are all organic!
<Danelope> <Burrito Guy> The only thing that isn't all-natural is our chicken, because we still haven't found a source for all-natural chicken yet.
<Danelope> <Customer> Oh.
<Danelope> <Dan> So you're still growing all your chickens in test tubes, then?
<Danelope> <Burrito Guy> Yes, but they're delicious test tubes!
<Danelope> <3 Seattle
<bda> haha.
<bda> The only thing I've heard anyone say today was "Shit, I gotsa get me some leather"; the checkout girl at Wawa referencing the previous customer's leather jacket.
<bda> Safe to say our cities have very different personalities.
<Danelope> Yeah, Philly sucks. You should move to Seattle.

<Danelope> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tampa14mug12.html
<Danelope> How can you bust a stripper on charges of exposure?
<bda> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tampa14mug4.html # wtf
<bda> Exposure of a sexual organ it says.
<bda> Flashin dey pussay.
<bda> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tampa14mug14.html # I guess not all strippers are on meth.
<Danelope> Actually, she was charged with possession of a lesser-known derivative, meth ham-phetamine.
<bda> boooooo.
<Danelope> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1012055miers1.html
<Danelope> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1012055miers2.html
<Danelope> Now, correct me if I'm wrong.
<Danelope> But on that second page.
<Danelope> At the end.
<Danelope> Bush wrote:
<Danelope> "P.S. No more public scatology."
<Danelope> 33,500 hits on Google. I guess it's not just me.
<bda> hasld;fhjal;h
<bda> I'm shocked he can SPELL it.

<@rjbs> any movie that includes a shark-v-zombie fight is OK with me
<@bda> What if the fight turns into an angry make-out session?
<@rjbs> man, that would be hot
< mdxi> The Swinging Dutchman (Shark/Zombie, Fins, Anal, Brains)
<@rjbs> Branal
<@rjbs> that's it, I'm going to googlegroups
<@rjbs> http://groups.google.com/groups?q=zombie+group%3Aalt.sex.stories
<@bda> ugh.
<@rjbs> bahaha./groups.google.com/groups?q=zombie+shark+group%3Aalt.sex.stories&qt_s=Search
<@ejp> :<
<@bda> No Punchline Required.

< mdxi> solios: is bda around?
< mdxi> i need someone familiar with atlanta to come appreciate this
<@bda> ?
< mdxi> http://maps.google.com/maps?q=marietta,+ga&ll=33.950943,-84.520226&spn=0.012445,0.022546&hl=en
<@bda> Hahahahah

< omega> http://dogcow.atspace.com/IMG_0732.html
< bda> What the hell Mac sub-culture is that?
< omega> I have no idea
< omega> but that bleeder is insane
< bda> I want to punch all of them in the head.
< omega> even the cute girls?
< bda> Being cute is no excuse for stupidity, regardless of what your penis tells you.

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<@Toni> hi silky user
<[?] silky-user> hello
<[?] silky-user> i don't see the nicklist
<@Toni> there's a bug
<[?] silky-user> nothing is perfect
<@Toni> the bug is not in Silky itself, but the libraries it uses
<[?] silky-user> but sometimes it works well
<@Toni> yes
< grey> Toni: oh sure, blame it on the libraries. ;)
<[?] Ticho> no, it's a bugfeature toni introduced - main.c, line 423, the application doesn't display nicklist if the day of the month is even, and there is odd number of processes running on your computer
<@Toni> that's odd
<[?] Ticho> it's an easter egg

<@bda> CiscoVPN's shit? Sucks so much that even sending a print job kicks my load up to 2.
<@eniac> ah
<@bda> Like any sort of datatransfer over 20k/s and it starts crying.
<@eniac> is this the mac client?
<@bda> Yea.
<@eniac> I've not hassled with it yet
<@bda> It works.
<@bda> It just sucks.
<@bda> :P
<@eniac> I"m a little scared, that thing has cause me headaches in the past
<@bda> Yeah, me too. It seems okay now.
<@bda> I've not had any greyscreens.
<@eniac> did you have the 'magically change your mtu to 72' problem?
<@bda> nup.
<@bda> That's pretty funny. :)
<@eniac> yeah, I laughed...later

-!- Irssi: Starting query in slashnet with kitten
<kitten> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
<kitten> WTF.
<kitten> "So, what ideas do you have?"
<kitten> "Uh... well, there's these snakes, right?"
<kitten> "I'm listening."
<kitten> "And they're on a plane..."
<kitten> "I'm giving you 20 million dollars."
<bda> Welcome like to Last Month's Meme I Didn't Care About, I'm your host, Bryan Allen. Our guest tonight is Andy "kitten" Zebrowitz, from Atlanta, Georgia.
<bda> How you doin' tonight, kitten?
<kitten> Well, Bryan.
<kitten> I didn't hear about it until today.
<kitten> You see, unlike some sad net losers, I have a social life.
<kitten> It prevents me from obsessively combing movie boards eveyr five mintes for breaking news.
<bda> Weak return.
<kitten> But I do have some breaking news here.
<bda> Though you'll notice the whole "I Didn't Care About" bit.
<kitten> We now go live to Bryan being a fucktard.
<kitten> Bryan?
<bda> Hey, again, guys. Bryan here, just want to make sure you all know that the trick is to bang the rocks together.
<kitten> We're hilarious.
<bda> Must have missed the funny part.
<kitten> Well, we are.
<kitten> ...
<kitten> You're going to embarass me in front of my friends, aren't you?
<kitten> And Carrie.
<kitten> God, I hate you.
<bda> I don't see how.
<bda> I don't prance about in leather letting people smack me.
<bda> Oh.
<bda> Or am I embarrassing because I *don't* do that?
<kitten> Precisely.
<bda> This is like that episode of the Twlight Zone, isn't it!
<kitten> Which one?
<kitten> The one where everyone had changed but the guy stayed the same?
<bda> Where they pull the bandages off the chick and she's hot, then they cut to the doctors and nurses and they're all hideous.
<bda> I'm the hot chick in this scenerio, apparently.
<kitten> ...you're not a hot chick.
<kitten> No.
<kitten> What?
<kitten> No.
<kitten> Go away.

< Jooon> orm means snake in Swedish. it's annoying
< Jooon> a resultset-driven snake

< vai> fagbot: doot for the SNAFU
< fagbot> THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY JERK SYSTEM
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< vai> ...
< vai> xeno: your timing only gets better.

<bda> I think I'm all packed up.
<bda> I've been invited to Andy's moms for Thanksgiving Friday.
<Danelope> ...
<bda> Last time I had Thanksgiving at her place, all we did was make fun of Andy.
<bda> His mom and sister and I tore into him for a good two hours. :)
<Danelope> Maybe he'll put on his dressy gimp mask this year.
<bda> haha. She knows about his S&M crap.
<bda> I hope she brings it up in Stereotypical Jewish Mom Trying to Be Hip fashion.
<bda> "So, Bryan, do you also like being beaten up by girls?"
<bda> Hahaha.
<Danelope> I hope she hits him with a cricket bat.
* bda is gonna need lots of wine.
<bda> Fuck, I'm already laughing.

< calliope> rjbs and I were celebrating our 4th wedding anniversary, and I was reminiscing over dinner, reminded of a very specific time 2 days after we'd been wed, when it very suddenly sunk in that we were married (OMG!). And after I finished relating this story, I asked rjbs what he was thinking.
< calliope> <rjbs>"I was just thinking about how you determine the greatest common denominator for a series of numbers."

<bda> http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/slither/large.html # No, Nathan Fillian... why?!
<Danelope> These are tough times. If a man can get a job, he might not look too close at what that job is.

< bda> "Agents' visit chills UMass Dartmouth senior"
< bda> 1984 muthafuckas.
<@javaman> are we really still worried about communists?
< bda> Maybe he also checked out "Biological Terror Weapons to Take Down the Bourgeois For Dummies."

<@bda> NANO-ARMOR:
PROTECTING THE SOLDIERS OF TOMORROW
<@Safari> looks expensive
<@bda> Pretty badass, though.
<@Sunflare[sleep]> Buy me one for Christmas, bda. :)
<@bda> I love that it looks like something a Centurion would wear.
<@bda> Whether I mean a Cylon or a Roman is left as an exercise for the reader.

<@javaman> bda
<@bda> javaman
<@javaman> so i was having drinks with one of my coworkers
<@javaman> who reminds me alot of you
* bda waits for the punchline.
<@javaman> and i think you guys used to talk on #perl
<@bda> Handle?
<@javaman> coral?
<@bda> Sounds familiar.
<@bda> Is he full of passive aggresive rage?
<@javaman> no, not at all
<@javaman> thats why we call him the happy bryan
<@bda> huh.
<@bda> Maybe we're like matter and anti-matter.
<@bda> Or the good and evil Kirks.
<@dragorn> one has a goatee
<@bda> I have a beard.
<@bda> Thing. Beard-thing.
<@bda> It counts.
<@javaman> haha
<@javaman> yeah see, that makes bryan the evil one
<@dragorn> yeah i wasn't implying he was the good one :P
<@bda> Soon I will harvest all your organs and make a giant meat slurpee.

...

<@solios> well, meat is yay.
<@solios> and slurpees are yay.
<@solios> so it stands to reason that a meat slurpee would be double yay.
<@maarken> you let me know how that logic works out.

Evan
3:17 my oldest sister gave me a grocery bag of cookies.
3:17 me.
3:17 not like, for the family to split up.
3:17 for me
3:19 enough cookies to crush a small child. (which it might boil down to if things get any worse tomorrow when the last of the children arrive)

<@bda> Flight93 trailer
< SWinder> LETS ROLL
< SWinder> this is suspenseful
< SWinder> i wonder how it ends
<@bda> I'm pretty sure the boat sinks.

< vai> I woke up this mornign to find that my son had used a screwdrier to open my laptop.
< vai> and pry all the keys off the keybaord with.
< vai> He presented them to me, shakingme awake - like he had a present.
< calliope> Oh dear.
<@bda> This is what you get for thinking that propagating your genes would be a good idea.
< vai> bda: one day, one day. I'll send your kid a drum.
<@bda> I don't think I'll be procreating, vai.
< vai> awww. I was just picturing the little scarves.
<@bda> Most people picture the little trenchcoats.
<@bda> And weapons training.

<@bda> http://comics.hawkstudios.net/index.html # AKA Sad Robot In Snow?
< solios> heh.
<@rjbs> sad robots piss me off
<@rjbs> "OH LOOK I AM SAD, EVEN THOUGH I AM NUCLEAR POWERED"
< solios> maybe he lives in jersey.
<@rjbs> hm. fair enough.

<@bda> http://www-03.ibm.com/servers/eserver/linux/fun/index.html?c=eserver&n=linuxfun_callout_servershome&t=advertise#
<@bda> wtf retarded.
<@ejp> speaking of retarded, I was just connected to a Cobalt Raq
< solios> nice.
<@bda> Running what?
<@ejp> Raqs are bastardized linux.
<@bda> They can run other things, afaik.
<@ejp> this one was stock. it was icky.
<@bda> Show us on the FHS where it touched stupid files.

< dragorn> ow. and the cat assumes its alter ego: The Junktrampler
<@maarken> ha
<@maarken> my sister's cat does that. fucker weights like 22lbs. four 1
square inch paws.
<@maarken> ow
< bda> Wow.
< bda> Quick, one of you fucking nerds figure out how much weight that is
per paw on your junk.
<@maarken> 5.5
<@maarken> psi
< dragorn> thats only stationary
<@maarken> yes. that's the problem really.
< dragorn> not when it's made a junk-trampoline and taken a leap
< bda> Fucking nerds.
< kyoorius> approximately how high does the cat jump off your junk?
<@maarken> you'd need to know the average velocity of the cat mid leap.
< dragorn> I'm less concerned with average velocity and more concerned
wth initial junk-trampling
< kyoorius> you can calculate that if you know the trajectory
< kyoorius> which can be approximated by knowing the height the cat
reaches above said junk
< kyoorius> a pretty close value can be derived negating air friction and
the horizontal component of travel
<@maarken> oddly, I'm pretty happy the answer "fuckin' OW!"
* kyoorius aced college physics attending 3 sessions... the first day in
class, the mid term, and the final :P
<@ecronin> this calls for emperical evidence of the terminal velocity of
cats. To city hall tower!
< kyoorius> I showed up for the final exam and my girlfriend said "what
are doing here? you're not in this class."
<@maarken> ha
< kyoorius> i heard the teaching assistants were so bad that attending
class would bring down your test score 15 points.
<@maarken> I can do physics, if I just look up all the formulas
< kyoorius> so I had the upper hand.

<bda> I got Subway for lunch. On my way out of 30th I stopped at Taco Bell to grab another soda.
<bda> This guy.
<bda> This stupid fucking guy.
<bda> He was standing in line holding everyone up, describing the thing he wanted.
<bda> He didn't know what it was.
<bda> He knew it's shape and some of what was on it.
<bda> So he's describing the fucking thing, at length.
<bda> And the clerk just pauses, and then points AT THE GIANT FUCKING PLACARD in front of the guy and he goes "Yea! Wait.. no... wait. Yeah! That's it!"
<bda> And I'm thinking to myself "I'm going to kill this motherfucker. I'm going to drop a cap in his brainpan. I'm going to jail because this guy is an asshole."
<bda> And then, then he starts saying what he wants on it, and what he doesn't, and why, and in what order.
<bda> At Taco Bell.
<bda> AT FUCKING TACO BELL.

<@dragorn> quiet evening
<@bda> dragorn: It's Valentine's Day.
<@bda> Anyone worth a damn is out building up credits for sex.
<@dragorn> bda: oh, right
<@nrmlgrl> wee
< jbs> Sex credits?
<@bda> Yeah, you didn't know?
< jbs> Clearly, no.
< jbs> ;)
<@bda> If you spend money on movie, dinner, balet, a play, etc, you get chits.
<@bda> These chits can be traded in for various sexual acts.
<@bda> They can also be combined to form upgrades.
< jbs> How many for a Charleston Steamer?
<@nrmlgrl> upgrades?
<@bda> You have to go to a sex exchange to get the chits converted.
<@bda> Ditto any of the other vaporware sex acts.
<@bda> nrmlgrl: Three handjobs = one blowjob.
<@bda> etc, etc.
<@bda> These haven't hit San Francisco yet? I am shocked and dismayed.
<@javaman> bryan is 3/4s of a way to a full cockpunch
<@bda> What'd I do?
<@bda> I am explaining sexonomics.
<@javaman> haha
<@bda> If you don't wish to be educated, you can go fuck yourself!
<@bda> (Cost: 0.5 rimjob)