-- William Gibson, All Tomorrow's Parties
<bda> Her dad is so weird.
<kitten> As weird as a keyboard guitar?
<bda> Maybe that's what that woman in The Last Starfighter was asking Alex over and over.
<bda> "Keytar? Keytar?"
<bda> She just wanted to rock like it was 1983.
<kitten> Sometimes I hate you.
<kitten> And by sometimes, I mean frequently.
Why weren't they doing this on the myriad occasions I was wondering around Old City? ;-)