-- William Gibson, All Tomorrow's Parties
Stopped at Borders on my way home. Got $100 worth of books. Gorgeous girl in line behind me. I was wearing my "We Must ALL Stop ManBearPig" shirt, listening to industrial, rocking the battle pants and laptop murse. That just how I roll.
She was all like, "ehhh", and I was all like, whatever.
It is shocking, shocking, that I got no play.