-- William Gibson, All Tomorrow's Parties
Cronin and I were driving down Lombard back to Drexel to pick some stuff up, and in the middle of the right lane some crazy bum was standing with his pants and underwear around his ankles, yelling "They ain't shit widdout us!" over and over.
A cop car was pulled up in front of him, on the sidewalk. As we drove by the cop was walking up to the guy and in the most hilarious "annoyed cop" voice said: "Put your clothes back on."
Upside: I'm going to be laughing about this all week.
Downside: I saw bum wang. :-(